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    PRESIDENTANYTHING.

    Get a very real, very stable answer in response.

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    ACTUAL
    QUOTES!
    MADE TO BE
    SHARED

    ★ THE LINEUP

    Real politicians. Real quotes. Real consequences.

    THE PRESIDENT
    THE PRESIDENT

    Nobody knows what he'll say next.

    MIKE JOHNSON
    MIKE JOHNSON

    Speaker of the House. One vote at a time.

    CHUCK SCHUMER
    CHUCK SCHUMER

    Senate Minority Leader. I've got thoughts.

    More legends coming soon
    MORE LEGENDS COMING SOON

    More politicians. More chaos.

    ★ GAMES

    More ways to laugh. More ways to play.

    WHO SAID IT?

    Can you guess which politician said this outrageous line?

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    2 TRUTHS
    & A LIE

    Three quotes. One fake. Spot the impostor.

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    POW!

    POLITICS
    SHAKEN

    Shake the app. Politicians fall. Democracy survives.

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    SHAKE
    SCREEN

    Shake any politician for instant reactions!

    Shake Screen game

    ★ HOW IT WORKS

    Built for the Group Chat

    The funniest answers don't stay on your phone for long.

    Save your best conversations
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    Watch the reactions roll in
    DJT
    Tom
    No way he said that 😂😂
    Megan
    I'm dead 💀💀💀
    Alex
    Download link NOW
    Jess
    Do Schumer next 😂😂
    𝕏
    See It In Action

    Real questions. Ridiculously real.

    You
    How do I survive Monday?
    Trump
    The President
    Nobody hates Mondays more than me. Believe me. 😂
    You
    Should I answer that email?
    Johnson
    Mike Johnson
    I'd wait. Maybe forever. ⏳
    You
    What's your fitness routine?
    Schumer
    Chuck Schumer
    I have concepts of a plan. 🤫
    How It Works

    3 steps to absolute comedy gold.

    Ask Anything

    Type your question to any politician.

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    It's probably not good for your blood pressure.

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    Mike Johnson
    The President
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